I've figured out an alternative to giving up my
beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.
(in a letter to Marge)
You deserve all the finest things in the
world and although I can give them to you, they will be repossessed and I will be hunted
down like a dog.
Once upon a time there was a big, mean
lion who got a thorn in his paw and all the village people tried to pull it out, but
nobody was strong enough. So, they got Hercules and Hercules used his mighty
strength and bingo! Anyway, the moral is: the lion was so happy, he gave Hercules this big
thing of riches.
Dammit, I'm no supervising technician. I'm a
technical supervisor. It's too late to teach this old dog new tricks.
Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my
job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad. but i promise
you, the second all those things go away, we'll have sex.
Your old
meat made me sick!
I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp.
This
shrimp isn't frozen and it smells funny.
Okay, ten pounds.
Woo hoo!
Wow, Dad,
you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Oh,
Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
Wait, Homer. What did you just say?
I said
shut your ugly face, Flanders!
Don't worry, I have a plan! I saw this in a movie
about a bus that had to speed around a city, ...keeping its speed over
50,... and if its speed dropped- it would explode! I think it was
called..."The Bus That Couldn't Slow
Down". play sound
Ah, aah. Man it feels good to get out of that
car. Oh, go-karts!! C'mon everyone, let's go!
Watch out,
Radioactive Man!...
...Marge,
do you have men in this house?! Radioactive men??
There there, shut-up boy.
