It all happened during that magical summer of
1985. A maturing Joe Piscopo left 'Saturday Night live' to conquer Hollywood; People
Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel; and I was in a barbershop
quartet.
Boy, when Marge first told me she was
going to the Police Acedemy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like the
movie Spaceballs. But instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the
movie Police Acedemy.
This is one of the nine states where Mr. Bush claims residency,
Dad. I wouldn't have voted for him, but it's nice to have a celebrity in the
neighborhood.
Wait a
minute. It Lisa didn't vote for him, and I didn't vote for him.
You
didn't vote for anybody.
I voted
for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle. After that, I became deeply cynical.
Uh, ah aaah! Hey, get off my sugar! Bad bees,
bad! Ow! Ooww! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!
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Well,
these bills will have to be paid out of your allowance.
You'll
have to raise my allowance to about a thousand dollars a week.
Then
that's what I'll do, smart guy!
You gave both dogs away?? You know how I feel about
giving!
I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad
too ... I mean, we could sit here and try to figure out 'who forgot to pick up who' till
the cows come home. But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.
