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Woo hoo! Good news everybody! Because I endangered lives, we can fly anywhere we want!

It all happened during that magical summer of 1985.  A maturing Joe Piscopo left 'Saturday Night live' to conquer Hollywood; People Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel; and I was in a barbershop quartet.

Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Acedemy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like the movie Spaceballs.   But instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie Police Acedemy.

LisaThis is one of the nine states where Mr. Bush claims residency, Dad.  I wouldn't have voted for him, but it's nice to have a celebrity in the neighborhood.

HomerWait a minute.  It Lisa didn't vote for him, and I didn't vote for him.

MargeYou didn't vote for anybody.

HomerI voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle.  After that, I became deeply cynical.

Uh, ah aaah! Hey, get off my sugar!   Bad bees, bad! Ow! Ooww! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!            play sound

HomerWell, these bills will have to be paid out of your allowance.

BartYou'll have to raise my allowance to about a thousand dollars a week. 

HomerThen that's what I'll do, smart guy!

You gave both dogs away?? You know how I feel about giving!

I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too ... I mean, we could sit here and try to figure out 'who forgot to pick up who' till the cows come home.   But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.

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