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HomerHello, is this NASA?               play sound

NASAYes.  

HomerGood! Listen, I'm sick of your boring space launches! Now, I'm just an ordinary blue-collar slob, but I know what I likes on TV!

NASAHow did you get this number?

HomerShutup! And another thing- how come I can't get no Tang 'round here? And also, hold on a second ... (flushing sound)


Homer Here are your messages:

You have 30 minutes to move your car.

You have ten minutes.

Your car has been impounded.

Your car has been crushed into a cube.

You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

(phone rings)

HomerY'ello? This is Mr. Burns' office...

Mr. BurnsIs it about my cube?


Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware: It carries a terrible curse.

HomerOoooh, that's bad.

Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt.

HomerThat's good.

Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.

HomerThat's bad.

Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.

HomerThat's good.

Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

(long pause)

Shopkeeper: That's bad.

HomerCan I go now?


You suck-diddley-uck, Flanders!       play sound


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