Homer-isms
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Hello, is this NASA?
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Yes.
Good! Listen, I'm sick of your boring space launches! Now, I'm just an
ordinary blue-collar slob, but I know what I likes on TV!
How did you get this number?
Shutup! And another thing- how come I can't get no Tang 'round here? And also,
hold on a second ... (flushing sound)
Here
are your messages:
You have 30 minutes to move your car.
You have ten minutes.
Your car has been impounded.
Your car has been crushed into a cube.
You have 30 minutes to move your cube.
(phone rings)
Y'ello?
This is Mr. Burns' office...
Is it about my cube?
Shopkeeper: Take
this object, but beware: It carries a terrible curse.
Ooooh,
that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes
with a free frogurt.
That's
good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is
also cursed.
That's
bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your
choice of toppings.
That's
good.
Shopkeeper: The toppings
contain potassium benzoate.
(long pause)
Shopkeeper: That's bad.
Can
I go now?
You suck-diddley-uck, Flanders!
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