College Professor: Now, I'm, uh,
going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has.
Noooo!
College Professor: The bright blue
flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut.
(crying)
This is not happening! This is not happening!
Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches
from Sears? Well that's nothing, because YOU have a gambling problem! And remember
when I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed like Santa Claus?
Well, YOU have a gambling
problem! play sound
Aah, I love these lazy Saturdays.
It's
Wednesday, Homer.
Aaah! Work!
play sound
Aah, I love these real Saturdays.
They're so relaxing, -unlike that fake Saturday that almost got me fired!
play sound
Homer's Brain: This is it,
Homer. Time to tell the terrible secret from your past.
Marge, I
ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Oh my
god!
Homer's Brain: No, the other secret!
Marge, I
never graduated from high school.
That
still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait. Maybe it does.
