doh.wav
|
D'oh! |
| woohoo.wav |
Woohoo! |
| scream.wav |
scream |
| 64slices.wav |
mmm
... 64 slices of american cheese! |
| mmmbeer.wav |
mmm ... beer!
|
| mmmdonuts.wav |
mmm ... donuts!
|
| website.wav |
He he he
he ... website!
|
| flanders_sucks.wav |
You suck-diddily-uck
Flanders! |
| bees.wav |
Uh, ah
aaah! Hey, get off my sugar! Bad bees, bad! Ow! Ooww! Oh, they're defending
themselves somehow! |
| 4dayweek.wav |
... Wohoo! Four day
weekend! |
| blesspagans.wav |
God bless those pagans! |
| buttquit.wav |
Maybe it's
the beer talking Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big
chewy pretzels here that are... (unintelligible)...Five dollars! Get out of here. |
| work.wav |
Homer:
Aah, I love these lazy Saturdays.
Marge: It's Wednesday, Homer.
Homer: Aaah! Work! |
| realsat.wav |
Aah, I
love these real Saturdays. They're so relaxing, -unlike that fake Saturday that
almost got me fired! |
| cellsbed.wav |
Oh Lisa,
you and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain cells! Now
let's go back to that ... building ... thingy ... where our beds and TV ... is |
| invince.wav |
I am
invincible, INVINCIBLE! Yer-oww! |
| lawsofthermo.wav |
In this
house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! |
| loseoutoffamily.wav |
C'mon
Bart! Remember what Vince Lombardi said- "If you lose, you're out of the
family!" |
| murdernoweating.wav |
Can't murder now, eating. |
| speed.wav |
Don't
worry, I have a plan! I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around
a city, ...keeping its speed over 50,... and if its speed dropped- it
would explode! I think it was called..."The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down". |
| newmex.wav |
Hey! There's a new
Mexico. |
| fishing.wav |
Na na na na - fishing! ... |
| killboss.wav |
Kill my boss! Do I dare
live out the American dream? |
| funnydontknowhim.wav |
... He he
he he. It's funny 'cause I don't know him. |
| gamblingprob.wav |
Remember
when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears? Well that's nothing, because YOU
have a gambling problem! And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house
because he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well, YOU have a gambling problem! |
| evilhomer.wav |
I am evil
Homer ... I am evil Homer ... I am evil Homer ... |
| eskimos.wav |
He he
he. Lisa, vampires are make believe, just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. |
| qtip.wav |
Shutup
brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip. |
| getsigns.wav |
*Batting signs from Mr.
Burns* |
| notvbeer.wav |
No TV and
no beer make Homer ..something something... |
| nasa.wav |
Homer:
Hello, is this NASA?
NASA: Yes.
Homer: Good! Listen, I'm
sick of your boring space launches! Now, I'm just an ordinary blue-collar slob, but I know
what I likes on TV!
NASA: How did you get this
number?
Homer: Shutup! And another
thing- how come I can't get no Tang 'round here? And also, hold on a second ... (flushing
sound) |
| stonecutters.wav |
The Stonecutters song |
| verygoodbeer.wav |
"It Was A Very Good
Beer" |
| simpsons.mid |
Simpsons theme song (midi) |
